Wednesday, January 26, 2011

its not a dirty one

She came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was
VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me -
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home and this young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So,
in my compassion, brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put
on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
pairlike them."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so
grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her
eyes and said

" you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?'
she had tears in her eyes and I was helpless

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