Sunday, December 2, 2012

गाम्मां की छोरियां

गाम्मां की छोरियां का नया नया यूनिवर्सिटी में ऐडमिसन होए पाछे ये एक सेमेस्टर तो रह्या करें ठीक ....क्योंके एक सेमेस्टर तै इनके बात ए समझ मै ना आया करै अक यो हो के रह्या है.. फेर इनके कुल्मुली उठनी शुरू होज्या हैं . दो तीन कमला बिमला कट्ठी हो कै acording the plan जावेंगी
बाजार मैं . auto मैं तै उतर्तियें सबते पहल्या इन्है दिखैगा गोल्गाप्प्यां आला. फेर इनमे जो सबते modren होगी वा उस धोरे जा गी अर en
glish accent में कह्वेगी ' भैया भैया ...फांच rupees के घोल घप्पे देना...और plzz वो पानी को थोड़ा "गिचौल " लेना . और फेर लक्ष्य की तरफ कूच करेंगी . तडके तै सांझ ताई सारे बजार में काटकड़ तार के आखिर में 300रूपए आली जीन्स और 150 का सुरड़ा हा टॉप ले कै लिक्ड़ेंगी. और फेर चालती हाण उनमे ते एक कह्वेगी 'सिट्ट यार आज का तो पूरा दिन "घुल " गया'. दूसरी कह गी 'मेरे तो गोडों में भी pain शुरू हो गया...उनकी सुन के तीसरी की भी जीभ उठेगी " हाँ यार मेरी भी "पिंडी'ss भड़क " रही हैं . और फेर नए समस्टर के पहले दिन जीन्स पहर कै क्लास में जावेंगी ... और भरी क्लास में जब lacture चाल रया होगा एक दम किलकी मारे गी " ohh माई godd !! मेरी pent पे "भूण्ड" !! दूसरी कह गी ... " तुझे लड़ा तो नहीं " फेर तीसरी मुंह चिकड़ा के कह गी " ये 'भूण्ड'ss तो है ना... इस दुनिया में होने ही नहीं चाहिए .. इनको sense ही नहीं है...................

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

facebook

संता ने फेसबुक पर क्‍या लिखा संता ने फेसबुक पर अपना अकाउंट खोला...काफी देर तक सोचता रहा के वॉल पर क्या लिखा जाए...फिर उसने लिखा 'यहां पेशाब करना मना है'... !!!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

तू घणी चौधरण हो रही सै ?

एक बै एक बाबा रोटी-चून मांगण लाग रहया था किसै गाम में । एक ताई उसतैं बोल्ली - बाबा, म्हारे घर तैं ले आया किमैं ?

बाबा बोल्या - ना बेटी, तेरी बहू नाट-ग्यी ।

ताई कै ऊठ्या छो - आंछ्या, वा न्यूं क्यूकर नाट-ग्यी ? चल बाबा तू मेरी गैल चाल, मैं देखूंगी वा क्यूकर नाट-ग्यी !

बाबा हो लिया उसकी गैल । घरां जा-कै ताई नै बहू बुलाई रूका दे-कै । फिर बोल्ली - आंहे बहू ! तू कुछ देण तैं क्यूकर नाट-ग्यी बाबा नैं, तू घणी चौधरण हो रही सै ? नाटणा होगा तै मैं नाटूंगी ! चल बाबा आग्गे नै !!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

मै बावलीतरेड , गधे का बच्चा , उल्लू का पट्ठा

एक बै कालू एक ताई नै घरां छोडण गया । ताई बोली - आरै बेटा , इतनी रात नै कित जागा ।
आडै सो जा बिटटू आले कमरे मै ।
बल्या ना ताई , मै तै साल मे ए सो जांगा
तडके एक सुथरी सी छोरी चा ले कै आयी
बल्या तू कून ??
न्यू बोली मै बिटटू , तू कून
बल्या - मै बावलीतरेड , गधे का बच्चा , उल्लू का पट्ठा ।।


Courtesy: Jai Choudhary

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

apna raldu

ek baar apna raldu pooja kr rya tha uski pooja te raaji ho k bhagwan prakat ho gya...
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or bolya..
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" var mango vats"

raldu bolya - bhagwan jisa tu manne laa rya hai mai usa naa hu...

manne te "Vaddu chaiye"

Sunday, July 22, 2012

aaj kuch toofani karte hain



chutkula no. 241

Lady ne call kiya- hello, mere ghar
aag lagi he
Fireman santa- pani daala?
Lady- haa par aag bujhi nahi
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Fireman santa- fir hum aake kya
kare
Hum bhi to pani hi daalege
Courtsey: Mr. Prahlad Singh Dahiya, Indian Navy

Friday, July 13, 2012

Parle- G online


the order of Haryana engineering colleges with branches


0 Institute Name Branch Name
1 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Computer Engg.
2 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
3 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
4 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
5 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Computer Engg.
6 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
7 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
8 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Information Technology
9 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electrical Engg.
10 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Instrumentation
11 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Civil Engg.
12 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Chemical Engg.
13 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
14 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Chemistry
15 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
16 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
17 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Technology
18 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Mechanical Engg.
19 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
20 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
21 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
22 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
23 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Medical Engg.
24 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Electronics and Communication Engg.
25 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
26 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
27 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
28 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
29 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Computer Science and  Engg.
30 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
31 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electrical Engg.
32 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Instrumentation
33 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Civil Engg.
34 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
35 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Bio Technology
36 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
37 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Information Technology
38 Institute of Instrumentation Engg, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Instrumention Engg
39 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
40 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Information Technology
41 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Information Technology
42 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Technology
43 College of Agriculture Engg. and Tech., Ch. Charan Singh Haryana Agricultural University, Hisar Agriculture Engg.
44 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
45 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electrical Engg.
46 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
47 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Printing Technology
48 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Chemical Engg.
49 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
50 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Applied Electronics and Instrumentation
51 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Information Technology
52 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Bio Technology
53 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
54 Institute of Mass Communication and Media Tech., Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Printing Graphics and Packaging
55 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
56 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
57 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
58 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
59 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Packaging Technology
60 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Information Technology
61 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Food Engg.
62 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
63 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
64 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
65 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Food Technology
66 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
67 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Bio Medical Engg.
68 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electrical Engg.
69 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
70 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
71 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Fashion and Apparel Engg.
72 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
73 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
74 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Civil Engg.
75 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
76 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Civil Engg.
77 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Mechanical Engg.
78 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Information Technology
79 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
80 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Bio Technology
81 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Computer Engg.
82 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
83 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
84 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electrical and Electronics
85 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
86 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
87 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
88 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electrical and Electronics
89 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
90 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Mechanical Engg.
91 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
92 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Information Technology
93 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
94 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electronics and Communication Engg.
95 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Computer Science and  Engg.
96 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Computer Engg.
97 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Instrumentation and Control
98 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Information Technology
99 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
100 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
101 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Information Technology
102 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Bio Medical Engg.

thw way in which you have to fill in the choices


55 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
56 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
53 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
58 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
74 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Civil Engg.
77 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Mechanical Engg.
83 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
85 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
88 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electrical and Electronics
92 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Information Technology
30 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
33 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Civil Engg.
39 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
44 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
45 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electrical Engg.
65 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Food Technology
43 College of Agriculture Engg. and Tech., Ch. Charan Singh Haryana Agricultural University, Hisar Agriculture Engg.
4 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
5 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Computer Engg.
7 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
9 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electrical Engg.
11 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Civil Engg.
12 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Chemical Engg.
17 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Technology
23 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Medical Engg.
63 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
73 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
81 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Computer Engg.
99 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
57 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
72 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
82 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
18 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Mechanical Engg.
24 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Electronics and Communication Engg.
29 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Computer Science and  Engg.
41 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Information Technology
47 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Printing Technology
59 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Packaging Technology
61 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Food Engg.
67 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Bio Medical Engg.
64 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
70 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
79 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
0 Institute Name Branch Name
38 Institute of Instrumentation Engg, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Instrumention Engg
54 Institute of Mass Communication and Media Tech., Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Printing Graphics and Packaging
75 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
76 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Civil Engg.
84 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electrical and Electronics
87 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
93 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
98 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Information Technology
51 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Information Technology
69 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
91 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
100 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
34 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
36 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
46 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
60 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Information Technology
90 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Mechanical Engg.
94 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electronics and Communication Engg.
95 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Computer Science and  Engg.
97 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Instrumentation and Control
101 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Information Technology
102 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Bio Medical Engg.
20 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
21 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
28 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
31 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electrical Engg.
37 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Information Technology
48 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Chemical Engg.
50 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Applied Electronics and Instrumentation
80 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Bio Technology
86 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
89 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
96 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Computer Engg.
14 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Chemistry
25 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
26 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
32 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Instrumentation
40 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Information Technology
42 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Technology
71 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Fashion and Apparel Engg.
13 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
15 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
16 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
35 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Bio Technology
19 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
22 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
27 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
52 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Bio Technology
49 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
62 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
66 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
68 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electrical Engg.
78 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Information Technology
1 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Computer Engg.
2 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
3 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
6 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
8 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Information Technology
10 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Instrumentation

Friday, July 6, 2012

sardaar quips


my pen as a horny woman

Sometimes my pen behaves like some desperate horny woman..
no matter what I'm tired, numb, worked like an ass, faced traumatic day, dealt with emotional craps and morons..
No matter what..
But she, my pen.. Needs me every night.. I, like a helpless husband.. Trying to understand wife's physical need, do my level best to divert her crave towards some other things.. But she, never says it from her mouth.. And always seduces me by her shining fleshy body.. Rolling on the sheet.. My note pad.. Attracts me to touch it.. She knows.. Once i touch it, i won't Let her go Till we both are done.. Numb.. And have peaceful sleep in each others arms.. She needs her loaded ink to get out and I.. My exhausted ego to load by her on the notepad..
Ah.. Who else Can understand this feeling.. Having a pen like horny wife.. Gr8 in Bed.. Wild and hot.. And desperately craving to come in between my fingers.. To be touched by me.. To play with my "hard" imagination..
Oh.. My horny pen.. ♥

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The same list of haryana engineering colleges along with branches in decreasing order of preference


1 Institute Name Branch Name
2 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
3 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Computer Engg.
4 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
5 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
6 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Computer Engg.
7 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Information Technology
8 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
9 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
10 YMCA Institute of Engg, Faridabad Electronics and Instrumentation
11 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Electrical Engg.
12 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Civil Engg.
13 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Chemical Engg.
14 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
15 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Technology
16 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
17 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
18 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Chemistry
19 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
20 Deen Bandhu Chhotu Ram Univ. of Sc. and Tech, Murthal, Sonipat Bio Medical Engg.
21 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
22 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Electronics and Communication Engg.
23 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
24 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
25 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Mechanical Engg.
26 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Information Technology
27 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Computer Science and  Engg.
28 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
29 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Electronics and Instrumentation
30 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
31 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
32 Institute of Instrumentation Engg, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Instrumention Engg
33 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
34 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Information Technology
35 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
36 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
37 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
38 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Textile Technology
39 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Bio Technology
40 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
41 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
42 Manav Rachna College of Engg., Faridabad Information Technology
43 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
44 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
45 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Information Technology
46 Apeejay College of Engg., Sohna, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
47 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
48 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Electrical Engg.
49 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Printing Technology
50 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
51 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Civil Engg.
52 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electrical Engg.
53 Technological Instt. of Textiles and Sciences, Birla Colony, Bhiwani Fashion and Apparel Engg.
54 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Mechanical Engg.
55 Apeejay College of Engg., Sohna, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
56 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
57 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
58 College of Agriculture Engg. and Tech., Ch. Charan Singh Haryana Agricultural University, Hisar Agriculture Engg.
59 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
60 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
61 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
62 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
63 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
64 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
65 University Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Maharishi Dayanand University, Rohtak Bio Technology
66 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
67 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
68 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Information Technology
69 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
70 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Electrical and Electronics
71 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
72 Ch. Devi Lal Mem Engg. College, Paniwala Motta, Sirsa Food Technology
73 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Chemical Engg.
74 Apeejay College of Engg., Sohna, Gurgaon Information Technology
75 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electronics and Communication Engg.
76 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
77 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Information Technology
78 Vaish College of Engg., Rohtak Electrical Engg.
79 Institute of Mass Communication and Media Tech., Kurukshetra University, Kurukshetra Printing Graphics and Packaging
80 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Mechanical Engg.
81 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
82 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
83 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Bio Medical Engg.
84 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
85 Royal Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Chidana, Gohana, Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
86 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
87 Apeejay College of Engg., Sohna, Gurgaon Electronics and Instrumentation
88 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Computer Engg.
89 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Food Engg.
90 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Electrical and Electronics
91 B.S.A Instt. of Tech and Mgt, Alampur, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
92 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Civil Engg.
93 Panipat Institute of Engg and Tech, Samalkha, Panipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
94 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Applied Electronics and Instrumentation
95 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Electronics and Communication Engg.
96 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Computer Science and  Engg.
97 Guru Jambheshwar University of Science and Technology, Hisar Packaging Technology
98 BRCM College of Engg. and Technology, Bahal, Bhiwani Civil Engg.
99 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electronics and Communication Engg.
100 Echelon Instt. of Tech., Vill. Kabulpur, Faridabad Information Technology
101 Gurgaon College of Engg., Bilaspur, Tauru Road, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
102 Gurgaon Instt. Of Technology and Mgt., Gurgaon Information Technology
103 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
104 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Information Technology
105 Satya College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mitrol, Hodal, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
106 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Mechanical Engg.
107 B.S.A Instt. of Tech and Mgt, Alampur, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
108 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
109 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Electronics and Communication Engg.
110 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
111 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Electrical Engg.
112 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Mechanical Engg.
113 Haryana Engineering College, Jagadhari Electronics and Communication Engg.
114 B.S.A Instt. of Tech and Mgt, Alampur, Faridabad Computer Engg.
115 Hindu College of Engg., Sonipat Information Technology
116 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Computer Science and  Engg.
117 Shri Krishna Inst. of Engg and Tech, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
118 Haryana Engineering College, Jagadhari Mechanical Engg.
119 KIIT College of Engg, Sohna Road, Bhondsi, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
120 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Computer Engg.
121 Gurgaon College of Engg., Bilaspur, Tauru Road, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
122 Advanced Instt. of Tech and Mgt., Palwal, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
123 Sh. Baba Mast Nath Institute of Engg. College, Asthal Bohar, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
124 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Information Technology
125 S.D. Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt, Vill. Balana, Israna, Panipat Information Technology
126 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Electrical and Electronics
127 Panipat Institute of Engg and Tech, Samalkha, Panipat Mechanical Engg.
128 Panchkula Engg. College, Vill Mouli, Panchkula Information Technology
129 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Computer Science and  Engg.
130 Rattan Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt., Saveli, Hodel, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
131 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Computer Engg.
132 Haryana Engineering College, Jagadhari Computer Science and  Engg.
133 Rattan Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt., Saveli, Hodel, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
134 Kurukshetra Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kurukshetra Information Technology
135 B.S.A Instt. of Tech and Mgt, Alampur, Faridabad Information Technology
136 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Mechanical Engg.
137 Hindustan Instt of Tech and Mgt, Vill.Dheen, Barara, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
138 Yamuna Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gadholi, PO Gadhola, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
139 Shri Krishna Inst. of Engg and Tech, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
140 Institute of Tech. and Sc., Bhiwani Rohtak Road, Bhiwani Information Technology
141 S.B. Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Fatehpur, Dhand Road, Kaithal Computer Science and  Engg.
142 Seth Jaiprakash Mukandlal Inst. of Engg and Tech, Radaur, Yamunanagar Bio Technology
143 Hindustan Instt of Tech and Mgt, Vill.Dheen, Barara, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
144 E-max Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gola, PO Bhadauli, Mullana, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
145 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Information Technology
146 Gurgaon College of Engg., Bilaspur, Tauru Road, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
147 Applied College of Mgt. and Engg., Vill. Mitrol, Faridabad Information Technology
148 Rattan Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt., Saveli, Hodel, Faridabad Information Technology
149 Matu Ram Instt. of Engg and Mgt, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
150 Kalpi Instt. of Tech., Vill Kalpi, Ambala Civil Engg.
151 Modern Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Mohri, Shahabad, Kurukshetra Information Technology
152 Jan Nayak Ch. Devilal College of Engg, Sirsa Civil Engg.
153 Sat Priya  Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Jind Road, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
154 Rohtak Instt. of Engg. and Mgt., 5 KM, Rohtak Panipat Road, NH 71A, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
155 Advanced Instt. of Tech and Mgt., Palwal, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
156 D.A.V. College of Engg., Kanina, Mahendergarh Mechanical Engg.
157 Modern Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Mohri, Shahabad, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
158 Galaxy Instt of Tech and Mgt, Bhaini Kalan, Nilokheri, Karnal Computer Science and  Engg.
159 NGF College of Engg. and Tech, Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridabad Information Technology
160 Kalpi Instt. of Tech., Vill Kalpi, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
161 Yamuna Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gadholi, PO Gadhola, Yamunanagar Information Technology
162 Haryana Engineering College, Jagadhari Instrumentation and Control
163 Matu Ram Instt. of Engg and Mgt, Rohtak Civil Engg.
164 D.R. College of Engineering and Technology, Village Kakoda, Tehsil Israna, Panipat Mechanical Engg.
165 Panipat Institute of Engg and Tech, Samalkha, Panipat Computer Science and  Engg.
166 Rattan Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt., Saveli, Hodel, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
167 Anupma College of Engg., Bhora Kalan, Gurgaon Information Technology
168 RN College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mohidinpur Thirana, Teh Madlauda, Panipat Computer Science and  Engg.
169 World Instt. of Tech., Sohna Palwal Road, Sohna, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
170 Sat Priya  Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Jind Road, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
171 Anupma College of Engg., Bhora Kalan, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
172 Haryana Engineering College, Jagadhari Electronics
173 Technology Education and Research Institute, Kurukshetra Information Technology
174 Shri Krishna Inst. of Engg and Tech, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
175 E-max Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gola, PO Bhadauli, Mullana, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
176 Echelon Instt. of Tech., Vill. Kabulpur, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
177 Guru Nanak Instt. of Tech., Vill Sohana, Teh Barara, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
178 Delhi College of Tech. and Mgt., NH 2, Gudhrana, Hodal, Faridabad Information Technology
179 Goldfield Instt. of Tech and Mgmt, Vill. Chhainsa, Faridabad Information Technology
180 Gopal Sharma Modern Vidya Niketan Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Palwal, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
181 Matu Ram Instt. of Engg and Mgt, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
182 Gurgaon College of Engg., Bilaspur, Tauru Road, Gurgaon Information Technology
183 Shri Ram College of Engg. and Mgt., Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridab Computer Science and  Engg.
184 S.D. Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt, Vill. Balana, Israna, Panipat Mechanical Engg.
185 S.B. Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Fatehpur, Dhand Road, Kaithal Information Technology
186 S.B. Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Fatehpur, Dhand Road, Kaithal Electronics and Communication Engg.
187 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Electrical and Electronics
188 RPI Instt. of Tech., Vill Bastara,Teh. Gharaonda, Karnal Information Technology
189 Bhagwan Mahavir Jain Institute of Tech, Sonipat Instrumentation and Control
190 Geeta Engg. College, Vill Naultha, Gohana Road, Panipat Computer Science and  Engg.
191 D.R. College of Engineering and Technology, Village Kakoda, Tehsil Israna, Panipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
192 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Civil Engg.
193 Galaxy Instt of Tech and Mgt, Bhaini Kalan, Nilokheri, Karnal Information Technology
194 Satya College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mitrol, Hodal, Faridabad Information Technology
195 Anupma College of Engg., Bhora Kalan, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
196 Gopal Sharma Modern Vidya Niketan Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Palwal, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
197 D.A.V. College of Engg., Kanina, Mahendergarh Electronics and Communication Engg.
198 Rohtak Instt. of Engg. and Mgt., 5 KM, Rohtak Panipat Road, NH 71A, Rohtak Information Technology
199 Advanced Instt. of Tech and Mgt., Palwal, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
200 Swami Devi Dayal Instt. of Engg. and Tech,  Barwala, Panchkula Electronics and Communication Engg.
201 Vardey Devi Instt of Engg and Tech, Brahamanwas, Julana, Jind Computer Science and  Engg.
202 KIIT College of Engg, Sohna Road, Bhondsi, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
203 World Instt. of Tech., Sohna Palwal Road, Sohna, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
204 Hindustan Instt of Tech and Mgt, Vill.Dheen, Barara, Ambala Information Technology
205 Darsh Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kaliana, Gohana, Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
206 Ganpati Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Bilaspur, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
207 Somany Institute of Tech and Mgt., Rewari Printing Technology
208 Shivalik Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Aliyaspur, Ambala Information Technology
209 Delhi Institute of Technology Management and Research, Balabhgarh, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
210 Anupma College of Engg., Bhora Kalan, Gurgaon Computer Engg.
211 Sat Priya  Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Jind Road, Rohtak Mechanical Engg.
212 Gopal Sharma Modern Vidya Niketan Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Palwal, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
213 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Food Technology
214 Galaxy Instt of Tech and Mgt, Bhaini Kalan, Nilokheri, Karnal Mechanical Engg.
215 KIIT College of Engg, Sohna Road, Bhondsi, Gurgaon Electrical and Electronics
216 Satya College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mitrol, Hodal, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
217 D.R. College of Engineering and Technology, Village Kakoda, Tehsil Israna, Panipat Computer Science and  Engg.
218 Tek Chand Mann College of Engg., VPO Chirsami, Gannaur, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
219 BM College of Tech. and Mgt, Farukh Nagar, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
220 Swami Devi Dayal Instt. of Engg. and Tech,  Barwala, Panchkula Mechanical Engg.
221 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Electrical and Electronics
222 Jind Institute of Engg. and Technology, Jind Electronics and Communication Engg.
223 Geeta Engg. College, Vill Naultha, Gohana Road, Panipat Mechanical Engg.
224 SRM Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Naraingarh, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
225 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Instrumentation and Control
226 Satya College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mitrol, Hodal, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
227 Matu Ram Instt. of Engg and Mgt, Rohtak Computer Science and  Engg.
228 Doon Valley Institute of Engg. and Technology, Karnal Information Technology
229 Echelon Instt. of Tech., Vill. Kabulpur, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
230 SRM Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Naraingarh, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
231 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
232 Asian Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill. Dhaurang, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
233 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
234 Royal Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Chidana, Gohana, Sonepat Computer Science and  Engg.
235 RPI Instt. of Tech., Vill Bastara,Teh. Gharaonda, Karnal Electronics and Communication Engg.
236 SRM Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Naraingarh, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
237 Indus Instt. of Engg. and Tech., VPO Kinana, Jind Information Technology
238 Haryana Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Kaithal Electronics and Communication Engg.
239 P.M. College of Engineering, Vill. Kami, Distt. Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
240 Mgmt. Edu. and Research Instt., Asandha, Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Computer Science and  Engg.
241 Ambala College of Engg and App. Research, Mithapur, Ambala Bio Technology
242 Swami Devi Dayal Instt. of Engg. and Tech,  Barwala, Panchkula Computer Engg.
243 World College of Tech. and Mgt., Farukhnagar, Gurgaon Civil Engg.
244 Instt. of Science and Technology, Vill. Kalwad, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
245 Shri Ram College of Engg. and Mgt., Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridab Information Technology
246 Asian Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill. Dhaurang, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
247 Goldfield Instt. of Tech and Mgmt, Vill. Chhainsa, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
248 Maharishi Ved Vyas Engg. College, Old Bilaspur Road, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
249 Om Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., 2 Km Stone, VPO Juglan, Hisar Electronics and Communication Engg.
250 Global Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Khurampur, Farrukhnagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
251 Applied College of Mgt. and Engg., Vill. Mitrol, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
252 E-max Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gola, PO Bhadauli, Mullana, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
253 RN College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mohidinpur Thirana, Teh Madlauda, Panipat Mechanical Engg.
254 Haryana Instt. of Tech., Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electronics and Communication Engg.
255 Satya College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mitrol, Hodal, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
256 Karnal Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kunjpura, Karnal Computer Science and  Engg.
257 Aravali Coll of Engg. and Management, Villl. Jasana, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
258 D.R. College of Engineering and Technology, Village Kakoda, Tehsil Israna, Panipat Information Technology
259 Haryana College of Tech and Mgt, Kaithal Information Technology
260 Global Research Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill Nachraun, Radaur, Yamunanagar Civil Engg.
261 Global Research Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill Nachraun, Radaur, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
262 Faculty of Engg., JB Knowledge Park, Village Manjhavali, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
263 Bhiwani Institute of Technology and Science, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
264 S.D. Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt, Vill. Balana, Israna, Panipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
265 Kalpi Instt. of Tech., Vill Kalpi, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
266 Bhiwani Institute of Technology and Science, Bhiwani Mechanical Engg.
267 Haryana Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Kaithal Mechanical Engg.
268 Bhagwan Parsuram College of Engg., Gohana, Sonipat Electrical Engg.
269 Shri Balwant Instt. of Tech, Pallri, Sonepat Information Technology
270 Shanti Niketan College of Engineering, 12 KM Stone, Tosham Road, Hisar Computer Science and  Engg.
271 E-max Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gola, PO Bhadauli, Mullana, Ambala Information Technology
272 Jind Institute of Engg. and Technology, Jind Mechanical Engg.
273 Technology Education and Research Institute, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
274 Guru Nanak Instt. of Tech., Vill Sohana, Teh Barara, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
275 RN College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mohidinpur Thirana, Teh Madlauda, Panipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
276 Delhi Instt. of Tech and  Mgt, Baraut, Gannaur, Sonipat Information Technology
277 Hindustan Instt of Tech and Mgt, Vill.Dheen, Barara, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
278 Shri Krishna Inst. of Engg and Tech, Kurukshetra Information Technology
279 Panchkula Engg. College, Vill Mouli, Panchkula Computer Science and  Engg.
280 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
281 RPI Instt. of Tech., Vill Bastara,Teh. Gharaonda, Karnal Computer Science and  Engg.
282 Shanti Niketan College of Engineering, 12 KM Stone, Tosham Road, Hisar Mechanical Engg.
283 Delhi College of Tech. and Mgt., NH 2, Gudhrana, Hodal, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
284 Darsh Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kaliana, Gohana, Sonepat Computer Science and  Engg.
285 D.A.V. College of Engg., Kanina, Mahendergarh Computer Science and  Engg.
286 Global Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Khurampur, Farrukhnagar, Gurgaon Mechanical Engg.
287 Technology Education and Research Institute, Kurukshetra Electrical and Electronics
288 BM College of Tech. and Mgt, Farukh Nagar, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
289 World College of Tech. and Mgt., Farukhnagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
290 ICL Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Sountli, Shahzadpur, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
291 Haryana Instt. of Tech., Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Mechanical Engg.
292 International Institute Of Engg. and Tech., Village Samani, Tehsil Thanesar, Distt. Kurukshetra Civil Engg.
293 Gateway Institute of Engg. And Tech., Vill. Fazilpur and Garh Sahahjanpur, Tehsil and Distt. Sonepat Civil Engg.
294 Bhagwan Parsuram College of Engg., Gohana, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
295 Modern Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Mohri, Shahabad, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
296 RPI Instt. of Tech., Vill Bastara,Teh. Gharaonda, Karnal Mechanical Engg.
297 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Civil Engg.
298 P.D.M. College of Engg.,  Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Bio Medical Engg.
299 ICL Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Sountli, Shahzadpur, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
300 Rao Pehlad Singh College of Engg. and Tech., Balana, Mohindergarh Electronics and Communication Engg.
301 Shanti Niketan College of Engineering, 12 KM Stone, Tosham Road, Hisar Information Technology
302 ICL Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Sountli, Shahzadpur, Ambala Information Technology
303 Asian Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill. Dhaurang, Yamunanagar Information Technology
304 Aravali Coll of Engg. and Management, Villl. Jasana, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
305 Aravali Coll of Engg. and Management, Villl. Jasana, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
306 Vardey Devi Instt of Engg and Tech, Brahamanwas, Julana, Jind Electronics and Communication Engg.
307 Bharat Instt. of Tech, Sonepat Gohana Highway, Sonepat Information Technology
308 Somany Institute of Tech and Mgt., Rewari Mechanical Engg.
309 Shivalik Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Aliyaspur, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
310 E-max School of Engineering and Applied Research, Vill. Gola, PO Bhadauli, Distt. Ambala Civil Engg.
311 Bharat Instt. of Tech, Sonepat Gohana Highway, Sonepat Computer Science and  Engg.
312 Sat Priya  Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Jind Road, Rohtak Information Technology
313 Shivalik Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Aliyaspur, Ambala Electronics and Communication Engg.
314 Faculty of Engg., JB Knowledge Park, Village Manjhavali, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
315 Advanced Instt. of Tech and Mgt., Palwal, Faridabad Information Technology
316 Rawal Institute of Engg. and Tech., Sohna Road, Distt. Faridabad Electrical Engg.
317 Bhiwani Institute of Technology and Science, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
318 Indus Instt. of Engg. and Tech., VPO Kinana, Jind Electronics and Communication Engg.
319 Global Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Khurampur, Farrukhnagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
320 International Institute Of Engg. and Tech., Village Samani, Tehsil Thanesar, Distt. Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
321 Asian Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill. Dhaurang, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
322 Instt. of Science and Technology, Vill. Kalwad, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Computer Science and  Engg.
323 Haryana Instt. of Tech., Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Information Technology
324 Bhagwan Parsuram College of Engg., Gohana, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
325 E-max School of Engineering and Applied Research, Vill. Gola, PO Bhadauli, Distt. Ambala Mechanical Engg.
326 Karnal Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kunjpura, Karnal Electronics and Communication Engg.
327 Panchkula Engg. College, Vill Mouli, Panchkula Electronics and Communication Engg.
328 Geeta Engg. College, Vill Naultha, Gohana Road, Panipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
329 KIIT College of Engg, Sohna Road, Bhondsi, Gurgaon Information Technology
330 Royal Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Chidana, Gohana, Sonepat Information Technology
331 Panipat Institute of Engg and Tech, Samalkha, Panipat Information Technology
332 Echelon Instt. of Tech., Vill. Kabulpur, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
333 Ishwar Institute of Technology and Research, Ballabhgarh, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
334 Rawal Institute of Engg. and Tech., Sohna Road, Distt. Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
335 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Electrical Engg.
336 Delhi Institute of Technology Management and Research, Balabhgarh, Faridabad Civil Engg.
337 Suraj College of Engg and Tech, Bucholi Road, Mahendergarh Mechanical Engg.
338 Haryana Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Kaithal Computer Science and  Engg.
339 International Institute Of Engg. and Tech., Village Samani, Tehsil Thanesar, Distt. Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
340 Shri Krishna Inst. of Engg and Tech, Kurukshetra Civil Engg.
341 Jind Institute of Engg. and Technology, Jind Computer Science and  Engg.
342 Goldfield Instt. of Tech and Mgmt, Vill. Chhainsa, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
343 Darsh Instt. of Engg. and Tech, Kaliana, Gohana, Sonepat Information Technology
344 Tek Chand Mann College of Engg., VPO Chirsami, Gannaur, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
345 Rohtak Instt. of Engg. and Mgt., 5 KM, Rohtak Panipat Road, NH 71A, Rohtak Electronics and Communication Engg.
346 SRM Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Naraingarh, Ambala Information Technology
347 Matu Ram Instt. of Engg and Mgt, Rohtak Information Technology
348 Technology Education and Research Institute, Kurukshetra Computer Science and  Engg.
349 Geeta Engg. College, Vill Naultha, Gohana Road, Panipat Information Technology
350 Rao Pehlad Singh College of Engg. and Tech., Balana, Mohindergarh Information Technology
351 Global Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Khurampur, Farrukhnagar, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
352 Karnal Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kunjpura, Karnal Information Technology
353 Guru Nanak Instt. of Tech., Vill Sohana, Teh Barara, Ambala Information Technology
354 Panipat Institute of Engg and Tech, Samalkha, Panipat Textile Engg.
355 S.B. Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Fatehpur, Dhand Road, Kaithal Civil Engg.
356 Shivalik Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Aliyaspur, Ambala Mechanical Engg.
357 Suraj College of Engg and Tech, Bucholi Road, Mahendergarh Computer Science and  Engg.
358 Panchkula Engg. College, Vill Mouli, Panchkula Mechanical Engg.
359 Instt. of Science and Technology, Vill. Kalwad, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Information Technology
360 Rohtak Instt. of Engg. and Mgt., 5 KM, Rohtak Panipat Road, NH 71A, Rohtak Electrical and Electronics
361 Ganpati Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Bilaspur, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Information Technology
362 Applied College of Mgt. and Engg., Vill. Mitrol, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
363 Mgmt. Edu. and Research Instt., Asandha, Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Information Technology
364 Instt. of Science and Technology, Vill. Kalwad, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
365 Royal Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Chidana, Gohana, Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
366 Om Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., 2 Km Stone, VPO Juglan, Hisar Computer Science and  Engg.
367 Om Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., 2 Km Stone, VPO Juglan, Hisar Information Technology
368 Applied College of Mgt. and Engg., Vill. Mitrol, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
369 Aravali Coll of Engg. and Management, Villl. Jasana, Faridabad Information Technology
370 Shri Ram College of Engg. and Mgt., Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridab Electronics and Communication Engg.
371 Yamuna Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gadholi, PO Gadhola, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
372 Mahaveer Swami Institute of Technology, Vill. Jagdishpur, Near Railway Crossing, Distt. Sonepat Civil Engg.
373 Suraj College of Engg and Tech, Bucholi Road, Mahendergarh Electronics and Communication Engg.
374 Apex Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Gorgarh, Indri, Karnal Mechanical Engg.
375 Delhi Institute of Technology Management and Research, Balabhgarh, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
376 Sat Kabir Institute of Technology and Management, VPO Ladrawan, Teh Bahadurgarh,  Distt. Jhajjar Civil Engg.
377 D.A.V. College of Engg., Kanina, Mahendergarh Information Technology
378 BM College of Tech. and Mgt, Farukh Nagar, Gurgaon Electronics and Communication Engg.
379 Mata Raj Kaur Institute of Engg. and Tech. , Vill. Gangoli, PO Saharanwas, Distt. Rewari Mechanical Engg.
380 Mgmt. Edu. and Research Instt., Asandha, Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electrical and Electronics
381 Technology Education and Research Institute, Kurukshetra Electronics and Communication Engg.
382 NGF College of Engg. and Tech, Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
383 Modern Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Mohri, Shahabad, Kurukshetra Mechanical Engg.
384 P.M. College of Engineering, Vill. Kami, Distt. Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
385 Institute of Tech. and Sc., Bhiwani Rohtak Road, Bhiwani Civil Engg.
386 Haryana Instt. of Tech., Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Computer Science and  Engg.
387 World Instt. of Tech., Sohna Palwal Road, Sohna, Gurgaon Information Technology
388 Dronacharya College of Engg, Frukhnagar, Gurgaon Bio Medical Engg.
389 Om Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., 2 Km Stone, VPO Juglan, Hisar Mechanical Engg.
390 Guru Nanak Instt. of Tech., Vill Sohana, Teh Barara, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
391 Bhagwan Parsuram College of Engg., Gohana, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
392 BM College of Tech. and Mgt, Farukh Nagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
393 Bhiwani Institute of Technology and Science, Bhiwani Information Technology
394 BM College of Tech. and Mgt, Farukh Nagar, Gurgaon Electrical and Electronics
395 Geeta  Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Kanipla, GT Road, Kurukshetra Information Technology
396 Faculty of Engg., JB Knowledge Park, Village Manjhavali, Faridabad Electrical Engg.
397 Apex Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Gorgarh, Indri, Karnal Electronics and Communication Engg.
398 Indus Instt. of Engg. and Tech., VPO Kinana, Jind Electrical Engg.
399 Somany Institute of Tech and Mgt., Rewari Computer Engg.
400 Applied College of Mgt. and Engg., Vill. Mitrol, Faridabad Civil Engg.
401 S.D. Instt. of Tech. and Mgmt, Vill. Balana, Israna, Panipat Computer Science and  Engg.
402 Ganpati Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Bilaspur, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
403 Ganpati Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Bilaspur, Jagadhri, Yamunanagar Electronics and Communication Engg.
404 Goldfield Instt. of Tech and Mgmt, Vill. Chhainsa, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
405 Delhi Instt. of Tech and  Mgt, Baraut, Gannaur, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
406 Somany Institute of Tech and Mgt., Rewari Information Technology
407 Goldfield Instt. of Tech and Mgmt, Vill. Chhainsa, Faridabad Electrical and Electronics
408 Shri Balwant Instt. of Tech, Pallri, Sonepat Computer Science and  Engg.
409 Karnal Instt. of Tech. and Mgt., Kunjpura, Karnal Mechanical Engg.
410 Global Research Instt. of Mgt. and Tech., Vill Nachraun, Radaur, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
411 World College of Tech. and Mgt., Farukhnagar, Gurgaon Information Technology
412 Jind Institute of Engg. and Technology, Jind Electrical and Electronics
413 Haryana Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Kaithal Information Technology
414 Mgmt. Edu. and Research Instt., Asandha, Bahadurgarh, Jhajjar Electronics and Communication Engg.
415 Faculty of Engg., JB Knowledge Park, Village Manjhavali, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
416 Institute of Tech. and Sc., Bhiwani Rohtak Road, Bhiwani Electronics and Communication Engg.
417 Tek Chand Mann College of Engg., VPO Chirsami, Gannaur, Sonipat Computer Science and  Engg.
418 Delhi College of Tech. and Mgt., NH 2, Gudhrana, Hodal, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
419 Gopal Sharma Modern Vidya Niketan Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Palwal, Faridabad Information Technology
420 Rao Pehlad Singh College of Engg. and Tech., Balana, Mohindergarh Mechanical Engg.
421 Swami Devi Dayal Instt. of Engg. and Tech,  Barwala, Panchkula Information Technology
422 Swami Devi Dayal Instt. of Engg. and Tech,  Barwala, Panchkula Electrical Engg.
423 Bharat Instt. of Tech, Sonepat Gohana Highway, Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
424 Jind Institute of Engg. and Technology, Jind Information Technology
425 World College of Tech. and Mgt., Farukhnagar, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
426 Delhi Instt. of Tech and  Mgt, Baraut, Gannaur, Sonipat Mechanical Engg.
427 Rao Pehlad Singh College of Engg. and Tech., Balana, Mohindergarh Computer Science and  Engg.
428 Delhi Institute of Technology Management and Research, Balabhgarh, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
429 Gateway Institute of Engg. And Tech., Vill. Fazilpur and Garh Sahahjanpur, Tehsil and Distt. Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
430 ICL Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Sountli, Shahzadpur, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
431 Institute of Tech. and Sc., Bhiwani Rohtak Road, Bhiwani Computer Science and  Engg.
432 Rawal Institute of Engg. and Tech., Sohna Road, Distt. Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
433 Indus Instt. of Engg. and Tech., VPO Kinana, Jind Computer Science and  Engg.
434 Delhi College of Tech. and Mgt., NH 2, Gudhrana, Hodal, Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
435 Yamuna Instt. of Engg. and Tech., Vill Gadholi, PO Gadhola, Yamunanagar Mechanical Engg.
436 Kalpi Instt. of Tech., Vill Kalpi, Ambala Computer Science and  Engg.
437 Delhi Instt. of Tech and  Mgt, Baraut, Gannaur, Sonipat Electronics and Communication Engg.
438 Shanti Niketan College of Engineering, 12 KM Stone, Tosham Road, Hisar Electronics and Communication Engg.
439 Shri Ram College of Engg. and Mgt., Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridab Mechanical Engg.
440 Rawal Institute of Engg. and Tech., Sohna Road, Distt. Faridabad Electronics and Communication Engg.
441 Indus Instt. of Engg. and Tech., VPO Kinana, Jind Mechanical Engg.
442 RN College of Engg. and Tech., Vill Mohidinpur Thirana, Teh Madlauda, Panipat Information Technology
443 Somany Institute of Tech and Mgt., Rewari Electronics and Communication Engg.
444 Shri Balwant Instt. of Tech, Pallri, Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
445 Royal Instt. of Mgmt. and Tech., Chidana, Gohana, Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
446 Gateway Institute of Engg. And Tech., Vill. Fazilpur and Garh Sahahjanpur, Tehsil and Distt. Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
447 Shri Balwant Instt. of Tech, Pallri, Sonepat Electronics and Communication Engg.
448 NGF College of Engg. and Tech, Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridabad Computer Science and  Engg.
449 World Instt. of Tech., Sohna Palwal Road, Sohna, Gurgaon Computer Science and  Engg.
450 Bharat Instt. of Tech, Sonepat Gohana Highway, Sonepat Mechanical Engg.
451 NGF College of Engg. and Tech, Aurangabad, Hodal, Faridabad Mechanical Engg.
452 Institute of Tech. and Sc., Bhiwani Rohtak Road, Bhiwani Mechanical Engg.