There
was this really cool professor. He was really friendly with the
students. So we had to work on this term paper for his course. He
emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his
class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being
late.
Those two were medically certifiable illness or a death in the immediate family.
There was this notorious student in the back of the classroom who always tried to outsmart the professors. He waved his hand and asked, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”
When the students settled down, the professor glared at the student, smiled, and said, “Well, I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
Those two were medically certifiable illness or a death in the immediate family.
There was this notorious student in the back of the classroom who always tried to outsmart the professors. He waved his hand and asked, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”
When the students settled down, the professor glared at the student, smiled, and said, “Well, I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
