Mummy:beta, get up, its time to go to college
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Son:Nhi ma, i don't want to go to college

Mom:give me 2 reason why u don't want to go to college

Son: 1.All students hate me
2. All staff hate me

Mom:Ooh! Thats not a reason u must go to college

Son:Give me 2 reason why i should go to college

Mom:1. u are 47 years old

2. u are the principal of college