Aankh daan

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ek bah .. ek gaam mah the 2 daroo baaj, saara din daaru pite rahte.. ek din din mah donu theke pah tah talli ho kah aavan laag rahe the.. raah mah ek saraabi bolya..aan bhai haam bahut bhunde... koi aacha kaam nahi karte.....
Dusara bolya .. haan bhai haam tah kati lichad haan , koi aacha kaam nahi karte .. saari haan daaru leen jaavan saan.

donu .. chale jaan the .. rah mah aa gya hospital , aur us pah likh raakhya tha "Netar daan maha daan"

Sharabian kah aagi baat samajh mah .... ak aankh daan maha daan, ek bolya aan rah aa jya aaj ek aacha kaam kar dyan .. aank daan kar dian. doosara bolya .. pher dekhah ga kukar, pahla bolya .. ar mare paacha khaad lenege, pher tah saara gaat bhakad bhakad jalna sai , mhare ke kaam aavangi.

Dono pahoonchege, CMO office, ar bole ak aank daan karni sain. CMO nah bithaye. cha paani ki poochi,
Sharrabi bole, pahlain kuch humaari sharat hai ..conditions, CMO bolya bolo,
Sharaabi bole...ek kaagaj pah ye saari baat likho..
1. Sharaab bahut aachi cheez sah
2. Sharaabi bahut aache hote hain.
3. Humare tah acha koi aadmi nahi
4. .....................bla bla

CMO nah saari baat ek kaagaj pah likh di

aakhir mah ek saraabi jiskah ghani chadd rahi thi bolya
.....datio datio ... doctor sahab... ek baat tah rahe gi...

Doctor bolya wa ke

Sharaabi >.....doctor sahab ya baat bhi likh do ......ak jis bhi susre kah mhari ye aankh chadaingi na ... us nah bata deo .. ak ek bottle piye bina jama nahi khulaingi.....

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