24 ghante bus mein rahu su

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ek bey flying aale roadways ke conductor bhundu te bujhen lageey
"bhai bhundu tu bus mein kay ghante reh sey "
bhundu keh sey " ji 24 ghante bus mein e rahu su "
flying aale bole " nu kukar "
bhundu bolya " 8 ghante tey roadways kee bus rahu su arr 16 ghante gharwali key bus mein rahu su"

Mein Mayke Chali Jauungee...........ar Tau.....???

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Tau bobby picture dekhkhan gaya tha ar gana chal rhya tha," MEIN MAYKE CHALI JAUUNGEE.......

DIMPLE: mein mayke chali jauungee ....
TAU : Nyon kuykkar chali jagi...NASSAN NE NAHIN PHODD DYAN GE.
RISHI : MEIN DOOJA BYAH RACHAUUNGA
TAU : Ye baat..JALE NE
DIMPLE: MEIN KUUWE MEIN GIR JAUUNGEE
TAU : ARRE KONYA PDDE KUUWE-KAWE MEIN.....PAAKHAND SEIN
RISHI : MEIN RASSI SE KHINCHWALUNGA
TAU : KYAN TAHIN KHINCHWALEGA........ISSI NE TE MARNNE DE
DIMPLE: MEIN PEDD PER CHADDH JAWOONGEE
TAU : TANGEE RAHAN DE INNE....TARIYE MANNYA
RISHI : MEIN AARREE SE KATWA DUUNGA
TAU : ARRE KYAN TAHIN ARRE CHALAWEGA........TUUN BHEE MERE YAAR DOGGLA-E DIKHKHE SE..,KHAM-KHAN APNI BUA NE SIRR PE CHADHHA RHYA
DIMPLE: MEIN MAYKE NAHIN JAWOONGI.....2
TAU : TAWLLAYE AAGYA HONSS THIKANNE.......INNE KHET MEIN LEJYA AR KASSOLLA DEDE HAATH MEIN.........PEHLYYAEN SIRR PE NAHIN CHADHDHAYA KARTE IN-NE.......PER AA LIYA, IBB IKKE GOLLA-LATHHI DE KE RAKHIYE...UULGGEE MAT-NYAAN CHHODIYE.

Russya Huwa Tau

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Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................

TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre se

Tau: Nahin khanee mne
Tai : DOODH lyaun
Tau :Tere lathh dhar dyunga
Tai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....n
Laddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khatta
Tau : Battanna jaroori se?
Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke se
Tau : Appni maa ne bujhley ne
Laddka :Maa ree babbu kyun naraz se?
Tai : JEEBH CHATTOREE HO RHI SE, nyun khe se ak JALEBBI khan ga...bta iss ummar mein iske shok.......
Tau :DEKHH JULLAM KI BAAT>>>>BATTA KAD IMMARTEE MANGEE THEE.
Laddka : Pher ke mangya tha.
Tau : Nyuun kahi thi ak kimme meethha khaan ne dil krese........ya chhut-tie boli," IBB JALEBBI KIIT TEN LAYAUN."...BATTA KOE BAAT HUI MERE YAAR.
LADDKA : Chokhha jab mein jalebi-e lya dyun suun
TAU : Apnee maa ne-e khua de....mein te nuhen theek suun........ar inne keh de ak hadde te challi jagee na te jotyan pe lathh maar dyunga............

Haryanvi Love Letter

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Uss din tilyaar pe dhai rapiyaan ki mummfalli ke khareeddi,Nirmla rooss ke chali aai.....ar RANBIR ke dil ka dhhandhha sa baithh gya......Nirmala nei phone bhi attend karne banddh kar diye.....Dukhhi ho ke Ranbir ne nirmla tahin chithhi likhi ar ke bolya........




RANBIR KI CHITHHI NIRMALA KE NAAM:


Nirmla tuun uss din tilyaar mein mne issa chhoidd aayi jannu bhookkhe kattddoo ne mheins[buffallow]chhoidd diya kre.Wai dhhai rapiyyaan ki muumfalli ibb bhi meri gojjhh mein nuun dhari sein jaanuu bank ka fix deposit ho.Dhkhe re tne juullam kare uss din,mannass ke thhanssre kar diye jamman. Dinn aur ratt Godyaan ne pett mein de-hein padya rahuun suun, jindaggi ke katti lhpoosdde ho liye sein,ar suukk ke pichchoo beir jissa ho liya suun. 24 ghantte teri yaad mein gultaan huya padya rahoon suun....nyuun aadami marr bhi jaya kre se. Tuun mne jaan tein marre gi katti. Chaar dinn hoge tuuk nahin todd liya se,tere sirr ki suun panni bhi nahin dekh liya se. Tere lambbe-2 LATOOR isse yaad awwen se....jannun latak ke Jhool jyan,ar tere naak ka kokka...haye re....mne khaa ga yo.Ar tere gallaffu pe wo till...katti mannass maar.......Manne katti khatam mann.Achchhya ibb mheins paanee pyani sein...Chithhi miltein -e jabab de diye...mein nyuun intjaar karoongga jannu PAPHIYA pehli barsaat ka krya kre........

APPNE PHOOL KE SE GAAT KA DHYAAN RAKHIYE KADDE JHATTOLLA KARLE USKA...." JINDDAGGI ISSI HOGGI JANNU KOE DEHH DAAB GYA HO, DEHI ISSI HOLEE JANNU KUTTA JEWADDI CHABB GYA HO."

TERE ISSQ MEIN BARBAAD

RANBIR AASSIQ

kati Kilkee Paad...

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Ek bai ek tau aur tai ki ladaai ho rhi thi.....hoya nue ke taau bolya ke ek bai yo choon ka bora aade te thaa ke ude dhar de...eeb tai ki himmat kit thi itna badda bora tha ke dharan ki...to tai naat gi...
eeb tau ke aa gya chho...bolya...meri sassu ki...tere teen Jappe hoye....teenu japya mein manne 25-25 kilo ghee khavaya....eeb uss 75 kilo ghee ka ke fayada hoya....jo tu yo bora bhi tha ke na dhar sakti....
eeb tai ke bi cho aa gya ...boli.....tu 75 ke mai tanne 150 kilo ghee khawaugi...je tu ek Makoda bi Jaam ke dikha de to....

naas ho gaya

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ek bhai ke chalti bus mein pressure ban gya. wo apne paas wale se bola bhai je koi chalti bus mein hug de te ke hove sai? bola bhai kati naas ho ja. pehle wala bhai bola bhai ji yo te ho liya.