Hey Bhagwan

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Ek sadhu pedd ke niche baithya aankh bandh karke pooja kre thha ar keh rhya tha:


Hay bhagwan yo sansaar kitna dukhi se, manne tuun isske sarre dookh de-de, sare kasht manne de-de,manne chhakke dukhi banna de. Hudde ek tau uski baat sunne tha, sunn ke Tau bolya;

BHAI MODDE NYU KAR ITTANI CHEES KYUN MANGGE SE, TUUN EKKE CHEES MANG LE,,,,,,,,"AK HAY BHAGWAN MERA BYAH KARA DE.......bakki te aappe mil jya ga tanne.

Kaliye ki Suhag Raat

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Kaliya bechara ghana e sudha tha....ar uski bahu Faturi bi use jisi aagi mel main mel milga.
Kaliye ne Apne dost Sundu te bujhi bhai Suhag raat ne ke kara karein.....
Sundu ne bhi swad len khatar nu beta di bhai Suhag Raat ne Rail Gadi chalayaan karain tu Engine ban jaayeiye or wah tera kurta pakad legi ar Khaat ke chaaker kaat te rahiyo poori raat sona nahi se.
Eb raat ne donu ek kamre main chor diye ar Sankal laa di bahar te...
Pher ke tha donu hoge Suru.
Kaliya bole "Rail Chali......"
Faturi KAre "Chuk Chuk Chuk..."
Are ruke maarain laag ge ar galaan galyaan khat ke chakker..
Todi haan main neeche thaan main Bhains chingar gi ar khunte ke mara Jhetka or wo laga Kaliye ke babu ke sir main....Uska sir phoot gaya.... Saare dhari Khadwaani phut gi ar KAliye ki maan ke doon maari uski paansu toot gi....
Uper te tej tej aawaj aawain "Rail chali--- chuk chuk chuk-----" Beech beech main Horn ki bhi aawaj aawe Poon Poon....

Kaliye ke Babu ne thaya lath ar cubaare ke bahar ja ke bola...Are thaam le is rail gadi ne aade Saari Swariyaan ke ser foot liye....ar neeche aake apni is bhua ka Khunta gaad le

school main jaya kare

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Ek bar mahre gam main ,kuch ghawandi jhota dekhte aandhae thee.Tau surje ne bera paat gya.Turant apnna jhota ,singa ke tel la ke , barnne aaga bandh diya.achaa thathaa jhota dekh ke,kharidan aale ,poole main aa bathe.`tau jhota dekhe thee' `jhota,ammmmm............. bhai bhechan ke mood main ta su nahin ,par jib tam aae gaye so to chalo dekh lo'
lage jhote ke chugardee ke guman.ar kahan lage.
pahala--tau, yo te keraa se
tau--- ha bhai
dusara--areeeee ,jhokee se,maranaa se
tisra---bhai isake to dhamme ka vichar ha lagya
Harek baat tau ke bhitarlee main lagan lag ri thee.
itane main ek aur bolya---tau yo bhughee khinch le se
tau ke aag lag gi ,bolya---aree nahin ,kitaki bhughee,ib to yo nadan se.tadke tadak istae tipan aur jhola de de se, ib ta yo school main jaya kar.

Family Planning And Tau Bhartu....???

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Ek be family planning aale gaam mein aake ISTIHAAR laan lag-gye.............POSTER PE LIKHA THAA," EK HO BACHHA--WO SABSE ACHCHHA."

Jabb tau Bhartu ki helli ke aage poster lawwan lagge te tau Bhartu bolya," ARE WO BHAI HADDE MATNYAN LAAO YE PHOTTU." ............

Family planning alle bolle par tau iss mein harjj ke se........thhare fayde tahin te lagawaan saan.

TAU BHARTU: Bhai je mhari mheinssyan paddhh liya na te ballkan ne dokkyan ke lalle padd jyange..........in-ne le jyao hadde tein.....TAGGAZA MANNO BHAI MHEINS AWWAN NE HORI SE JOHADD PAR TEIN.

Russya Huwa Tau

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Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................

TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre se

Tau: Nahin khanee mne
Tai : DOODH lyaun
Tau :Tere lathh dhar dyunga
Tai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....n
Laddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khatta
Tau : Battanna jaroori se?
Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke se
Tau : Appni maa ne bujhley ne
Laddka :Maa ree babbu kyun naraz se?
Tai : JEEBH CHATTOREE HO RHI SE, nyun khe se ak JALEBBI khan ga...bta iss ummar mein iske shok.......
Tau :DEKHH JULLAM KI BAAT>>>>BATTA KAD IMMARTEE MANGEE THEE.
Laddka : Pher ke mangya tha.
Tau : Nyuun kahi thi ak kimme meethha khaan ne dil krese........ya chhut-tie boli," IBB JALEBBI KIIT TEN LAYAUN."...BATTA KOE BAAT HUI MERE YAAR.
LADDKA : Chokhha jab mein jalebi-e lya dyun suun
TAU : Apnee maa ne-e khua de....mein te nuhen theek suun........ar inne keh de ak hadde te challi jagee na te jotyan pe lathh maar dyunga............

Tau comment in chupaad

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Ek bari ek sadyal sa aadmi tha.. ghana he bhunda aur kasut kala..kade kade nhaya karta tha.. uski bhu bhi bhundi se aaye.. uske do chorey ho gaye vo bhi kasut bhunnde... ise rahte they ..janoo te do -teen sal te chorey nahey hi nahi...

Ek din vo balkain ne le kar barat main chala gaya.. saanjh ne chupaad main apne dono chorey ko nahwan lag gaya....maar maar ragde... maar mar ragde... sara he mael utara tha...chopad main ganah he paani lag gaya.... chori wala ki taraf se ek tau yo sab dekh raha tha....us te rukky a na gaya aur bolya... BARAT ne nha len de en bangain ( bringles) ne pachhey dho liye