Hey Bhagwan

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Ek sadhu pedd ke niche baithya aankh bandh karke pooja kre thha ar keh rhya tha:


Hay bhagwan yo sansaar kitna dukhi se, manne tuun isske sarre dookh de-de, sare kasht manne de-de,manne chhakke dukhi banna de. Hudde ek tau uski baat sunne tha, sunn ke Tau bolya;

BHAI MODDE NYU KAR ITTANI CHEES KYUN MANGGE SE, TUUN EKKE CHEES MANG LE,,,,,,,,"AK HAY BHAGWAN MERA BYAH KARA DE.......bakki te aappe mil jya ga tanne.

Family Planning And Tau Bhartu....???

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Ek be family planning aale gaam mein aake ISTIHAAR laan lag-gye.............POSTER PE LIKHA THAA," EK HO BACHHA--WO SABSE ACHCHHA."

Jabb tau Bhartu ki helli ke aage poster lawwan lagge te tau Bhartu bolya," ARE WO BHAI HADDE MATNYAN LAAO YE PHOTTU." ............

Family planning alle bolle par tau iss mein harjj ke se........thhare fayde tahin te lagawaan saan.

TAU BHARTU: Bhai je mhari mheinssyan paddhh liya na te ballkan ne dokkyan ke lalle padd jyange..........in-ne le jyao hadde tein.....TAGGAZA MANNO BHAI MHEINS AWWAN NE HORI SE JOHADD PAR TEIN.

TAU KI SALAH

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ek bar ek tau ki bhans bimar hogi...te wo dusare ke pass gaya are puchcha ki bhai teri bhi bhans bimar huyee thi tane ke kara tha.....vo bola maine te ek kilo tambaku(tobacco)khilaya tha...us tau ne bhi apni bhans te ek kilo tambaku khila diya....are uski bhans mergi...vo pher us aadami ke pass gaya aur bola bhai va bhans to mergi...vo aadami bola meri ke jinda rahi thi...