Hey Bhagwan

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Ek sadhu pedd ke niche baithya aankh bandh karke pooja kre thha ar keh rhya tha:


Hay bhagwan yo sansaar kitna dukhi se, manne tuun isske sarre dookh de-de, sare kasht manne de-de,manne chhakke dukhi banna de. Hudde ek tau uski baat sunne tha, sunn ke Tau bolya;

BHAI MODDE NYU KAR ITTANI CHEES KYUN MANGGE SE, TUUN EKKE CHEES MANG LE,,,,,,,,"AK HAY BHAGWAN MERA BYAH KARA DE.......bakki te aappe mil jya ga tanne.

Tau aur Jhabru

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Ek be ek Tau ne apni rishteydari mein jana tha. Kati kasuta dhola kurta, dhoti ar khandua gaad ke bus addey pe panhuch liya. Bus ki baat mein khada tha, ar udey kiichad (mud) mein ek Jhabru (lambey baal aala) kutta loat rahya tha. Kuttey ne ek dum te uth ke phadphadi li ar sir te le ke panjya tanhi tau kali kiichad ka bhar diya. Ar jhabru yoh kaam kar ke ulta e pher loat gaya kiichad mein.

Tau ke khoon te kime bachya nahi dehi mein, kasoota choh uth gaya. Ude ek chah (tea) ki dukan mein gaya ar ek biscuit ka packet le liya, biscuit khoal ke kutte ne kur kur karan lag gaya. Chah aala sari kahani dekh rahya tha, ja ke bolya, tau is kutte ne tera yoh haal kar diya ar tu isney biscuit khwawe se.

Tau bolya 're iska apney saaley ka paachha (back side) todna se, biscuit dikha ke nu dekhoo se pachha se kinghe ne'.

school main jaya kare

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Ek bar mahre gam main ,kuch ghawandi jhota dekhte aandhae thee.Tau surje ne bera paat gya.Turant apnna jhota ,singa ke tel la ke , barnne aaga bandh diya.achaa thathaa jhota dekh ke,kharidan aale ,poole main aa bathe.`tau jhota dekhe thee' `jhota,ammmmm............. bhai bhechan ke mood main ta su nahin ,par jib tam aae gaye so to chalo dekh lo'
lage jhote ke chugardee ke guman.ar kahan lage.
pahala--tau, yo te keraa se
tau--- ha bhai
dusara--areeeee ,jhokee se,maranaa se
tisra---bhai isake to dhamme ka vichar ha lagya
Harek baat tau ke bhitarlee main lagan lag ri thee.
itane main ek aur bolya---tau yo bhughee khinch le se
tau ke aag lag gi ,bolya---aree nahin ,kitaki bhughee,ib to yo nadan se.tadke tadak istae tipan aur jhola de de se, ib ta yo school main jaya kar.

Family Planning And Tau Bhartu....???

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Ek be family planning aale gaam mein aake ISTIHAAR laan lag-gye.............POSTER PE LIKHA THAA," EK HO BACHHA--WO SABSE ACHCHHA."

Jabb tau Bhartu ki helli ke aage poster lawwan lagge te tau Bhartu bolya," ARE WO BHAI HADDE MATNYAN LAAO YE PHOTTU." ............

Family planning alle bolle par tau iss mein harjj ke se........thhare fayde tahin te lagawaan saan.

TAU BHARTU: Bhai je mhari mheinssyan paddhh liya na te ballkan ne dokkyan ke lalle padd jyange..........in-ne le jyao hadde tein.....TAGGAZA MANNO BHAI MHEINS AWWAN NE HORI SE JOHADD PAR TEIN.

Russya Huwa Tau

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Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................

TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre se

Tau: Nahin khanee mne
Tai : DOODH lyaun
Tau :Tere lathh dhar dyunga
Tai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....n
Laddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khatta
Tau : Battanna jaroori se?
Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke se
Tau : Appni maa ne bujhley ne
Laddka :Maa ree babbu kyun naraz se?
Tai : JEEBH CHATTOREE HO RHI SE, nyun khe se ak JALEBBI khan ga...bta iss ummar mein iske shok.......
Tau :DEKHH JULLAM KI BAAT>>>>BATTA KAD IMMARTEE MANGEE THEE.
Laddka : Pher ke mangya tha.
Tau : Nyuun kahi thi ak kimme meethha khaan ne dil krese........ya chhut-tie boli," IBB JALEBBI KIIT TEN LAYAUN."...BATTA KOE BAAT HUI MERE YAAR.
LADDKA : Chokhha jab mein jalebi-e lya dyun suun
TAU : Apnee maa ne-e khua de....mein te nuhen theek suun........ar inne keh de ak hadde te challi jagee na te jotyan pe lathh maar dyunga............

Dill Tau Ka Ibbi Jawan Se...................?

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Tau:arre Bhuppe Ki Maa Suniye Ek Be
Tai:aayee
Tau:taggaaza Maniye
Tai:cheechadee Laden Sein.....aajya....2
Tau:nuhen La Le
Tai:haan Bol..ke Kalza Patya Ja Se
Tau:yaad Se Na Jab Mein Tne Byah Ke Lyaya Thha
Tai:orr Teri Maa Ne Bera Hoga.....bud-dhi Dhand
Tau:dhikhe Nyuhen Mat Khe Dil Mein Golli Si Lagge Se......weh Bhi Ke Din Thhe
Tai:ke Dalle Din Thhe,handya Karta Lhukta
Tau:dhikhe Re Yahe Mat Khe.....tre Yaad Nahin Gojhh Mein Ballusyahi Le Ke Ayya Karta Ar Tuun Mere KEnnya Dekh-2 Khaya Karti
Tai:tuun Kitte Na Immarti Lyaya.....guud Mein Bhalo-2 Saree Jawwanni Kadhh Di Tne Khappar Bharnne
Tau:yah Bhee Yaad Konya Jab Mein Teri Ankhyan Ki Syahee Ne Dekhh Ke Nyon Karta Ak Tuun Issi Lagge Se Janu Satoot Ke Pedd Pe Koyal Baithhee Ho
Tai:mar Jyane...beimaan Tne Jhoothh Boltein Sharam Bi Na Aatti....tne Kad See Mere Kenhyan Dekhhan Ki Furshat Thee Gandheele
Tau:arr Jab Tere Tahin Pichchond Maar Ke Kultane Alle Kachre Lyaya Karta Ar Tuun Gach-2 Khaya Karti....ya Bhee Bhool Gi Hogee
Tai:haye Ram ...buddhe...teri Te Kati Bhaaj Gi....tne Kad Peehl Khawai Thee...chakchoonder Si Muchchhan Aale
Tau:ar Tuun Jab DhoongE Pe Nadda Bandhh Ke ,ghaghree Paher Ke Jharan-2 Kartee Paani Bharan Jaya Karti Te Mein Tne Lhook-2 Ke Nahin Dekhya Karta.......tuun Ke Sahaj Ki Lagya Kartee......oho..hay Re...nyun Dharti Hillya Kartee
Tai:hatt Pre Ne......beimaan.....barolli Se Moohn Alle
Tau:achchha Ek Be Wohe Damman Ar Nadda Pehar Ke Dikha De.....pher Bessak Chali Jyaiye
Tai:le Mera Ibb Kitt Jathar Se Damman-nadda Pehran Ka....shokk Dekh Khopper Ke.....gadhha Sa Te Baskya Pdya Se Ar Uddaari Lena Chahwe Se
Tau:arre Maan Jya....mere Dil Ke Jhunjhune....mera Dil Te Ibbi Ussae Se
Tai:padya Reh Ne Mein Challi.
Tau:le Bhai Dil Ka Bungga Sa Paad Gee....chalo Bhai Bakhte Burra Aagya.