Mein Mayke Chali Jauungee...........ar Tau.....???

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Tau bobby picture dekhkhan gaya tha ar gana chal rhya tha," MEIN MAYKE CHALI JAUUNGEE.......

DIMPLE: mein mayke chali jauungee ....
TAU : Nyon kuykkar chali jagi...NASSAN NE NAHIN PHODD DYAN GE.
RISHI : MEIN DOOJA BYAH RACHAUUNGA
TAU : Ye baat..JALE NE
DIMPLE: MEIN KUUWE MEIN GIR JAUUNGEE
TAU : ARRE KONYA PDDE KUUWE-KAWE MEIN.....PAAKHAND SEIN
RISHI : MEIN RASSI SE KHINCHWALUNGA
TAU : KYAN TAHIN KHINCHWALEGA........ISSI NE TE MARNNE DE
DIMPLE: MEIN PEDD PER CHADDH JAWOONGEE
TAU : TANGEE RAHAN DE INNE....TARIYE MANNYA
RISHI : MEIN AARREE SE KATWA DUUNGA
TAU : ARRE KYAN TAHIN ARRE CHALAWEGA........TUUN BHEE MERE YAAR DOGGLA-E DIKHKHE SE..,KHAM-KHAN APNI BUA NE SIRR PE CHADHHA RHYA
DIMPLE: MEIN MAYKE NAHIN JAWOONGI.....2
TAU : TAWLLAYE AAGYA HONSS THIKANNE.......INNE KHET MEIN LEJYA AR KASSOLLA DEDE HAATH MEIN.........PEHLYYAEN SIRR PE NAHIN CHADHDHAYA KARTE IN-NE.......PER AA LIYA, IBB IKKE GOLLA-LATHHI DE KE RAKHIYE...UULGGEE MAT-NYAAN CHHODIYE.

Haryanvi in Hotel

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Raldu: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Raldu: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.

Haryanvi Love Letter

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Uss din tilyaar pe dhai rapiyaan ki mummfalli ke khareeddi,Nirmla rooss ke chali aai.....ar RANBIR ke dil ka dhhandhha sa baithh gya......Nirmala nei phone bhi attend karne banddh kar diye.....Dukhhi ho ke Ranbir ne nirmla tahin chithhi likhi ar ke bolya........




RANBIR KI CHITHHI NIRMALA KE NAAM:


Nirmla tuun uss din tilyaar mein mne issa chhoidd aayi jannu bhookkhe kattddoo ne mheins[buffallow]chhoidd diya kre.Wai dhhai rapiyyaan ki muumfalli ibb bhi meri gojjhh mein nuun dhari sein jaanuu bank ka fix deposit ho.Dhkhe re tne juullam kare uss din,mannass ke thhanssre kar diye jamman. Dinn aur ratt Godyaan ne pett mein de-hein padya rahuun suun, jindaggi ke katti lhpoosdde ho liye sein,ar suukk ke pichchoo beir jissa ho liya suun. 24 ghantte teri yaad mein gultaan huya padya rahoon suun....nyuun aadami marr bhi jaya kre se. Tuun mne jaan tein marre gi katti. Chaar dinn hoge tuuk nahin todd liya se,tere sirr ki suun panni bhi nahin dekh liya se. Tere lambbe-2 LATOOR isse yaad awwen se....jannun latak ke Jhool jyan,ar tere naak ka kokka...haye re....mne khaa ga yo.Ar tere gallaffu pe wo till...katti mannass maar.......Manne katti khatam mann.Achchhya ibb mheins paanee pyani sein...Chithhi miltein -e jabab de diye...mein nyuun intjaar karoongga jannu PAPHIYA pehli barsaat ka krya kre........

APPNE PHOOL KE SE GAAT KA DHYAAN RAKHIYE KADDE JHATTOLLA KARLE USKA...." JINDDAGGI ISSI HOGGI JANNU KOE DEHH DAAB GYA HO, DEHI ISSI HOLEE JANNU KUTTA JEWADDI CHABB GYA HO."

TERE ISSQ MEIN BARBAAD

RANBIR AASSIQ

Result of Love marriage

Baadlan Ki dehi

sunddu baba ban gya....gaam gaam handte uske 20-25 chele bhi bange....er uska Jat Smaj acha naam bhi hoga.......ek bai wo ek gaam mai dera la ra tha...us gaam mai sukha pad ra tha...sube sube ek kisan aya..ek baba manne apka bahot naam suna hai.....mere 2 kille hai barish kara do...mai apne 2000 Rs. dunga...2 killan ki baat thi....saare chella nai laag kai ...baltiyan-baltiyan donu kille bhar diye...baat saare gaam mai fel gi...agle din ek or kisaan...aya bola baba ji mere 10 kille hain baarish karwado mai 10000 Rs. dunaga....chele bichare saari raat ke thake haare pade the...ek bola dur tai ye...ek baba ji dekh ke haan bhariyo......badlaan ki dehi tuti padi hai........