Kaliye ki Suhag Raat

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Kaliya bechara ghana e sudha tha....ar uski bahu Faturi bi use jisi aagi mel main mel milga.
Kaliye ne Apne dost Sundu te bujhi bhai Suhag raat ne ke kara karein.....
Sundu ne bhi swad len khatar nu beta di bhai Suhag Raat ne Rail Gadi chalayaan karain tu Engine ban jaayeiye or wah tera kurta pakad legi ar Khaat ke chaaker kaat te rahiyo poori raat sona nahi se.
Eb raat ne donu ek kamre main chor diye ar Sankal laa di bahar te...
Pher ke tha donu hoge Suru.
Kaliya bole "Rail Chali......"
Faturi KAre "Chuk Chuk Chuk..."
Are ruke maarain laag ge ar galaan galyaan khat ke chakker..
Todi haan main neeche thaan main Bhains chingar gi ar khunte ke mara Jhetka or wo laga Kaliye ke babu ke sir main....Uska sir phoot gaya.... Saare dhari Khadwaani phut gi ar KAliye ki maan ke doon maari uski paansu toot gi....
Uper te tej tej aawaj aawain "Rail chali--- chuk chuk chuk-----" Beech beech main Horn ki bhi aawaj aawe Poon Poon....

Kaliye ke Babu ne thaya lath ar cubaare ke bahar ja ke bola...Are thaam le is rail gadi ne aade Saari Swariyaan ke ser foot liye....ar neeche aake apni is bhua ka Khunta gaad le

school main jaya kare

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Ek bar mahre gam main ,kuch ghawandi jhota dekhte aandhae thee.Tau surje ne bera paat gya.Turant apnna jhota ,singa ke tel la ke , barnne aaga bandh diya.achaa thathaa jhota dekh ke,kharidan aale ,poole main aa bathe.`tau jhota dekhe thee' `jhota,ammmmm............. bhai bhechan ke mood main ta su nahin ,par jib tam aae gaye so to chalo dekh lo'
lage jhote ke chugardee ke guman.ar kahan lage.
pahala--tau, yo te keraa se
tau--- ha bhai
dusara--areeeee ,jhokee se,maranaa se
tisra---bhai isake to dhamme ka vichar ha lagya
Harek baat tau ke bhitarlee main lagan lag ri thee.
itane main ek aur bolya---tau yo bhughee khinch le se
tau ke aag lag gi ,bolya---aree nahin ,kitaki bhughee,ib to yo nadan se.tadke tadak istae tipan aur jhola de de se, ib ta yo school main jaya kar.

Family Planning And Tau Bhartu....???

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Ek be family planning aale gaam mein aake ISTIHAAR laan lag-gye.............POSTER PE LIKHA THAA," EK HO BACHHA--WO SABSE ACHCHHA."

Jabb tau Bhartu ki helli ke aage poster lawwan lagge te tau Bhartu bolya," ARE WO BHAI HADDE MATNYAN LAAO YE PHOTTU." ............

Family planning alle bolle par tau iss mein harjj ke se........thhare fayde tahin te lagawaan saan.

TAU BHARTU: Bhai je mhari mheinssyan paddhh liya na te ballkan ne dokkyan ke lalle padd jyange..........in-ne le jyao hadde tein.....TAGGAZA MANNO BHAI MHEINS AWWAN NE HORI SE JOHADD PAR TEIN.

Haryanvi Love Letter

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Uss din tilyaar pe dhai rapiyaan ki mummfalli ke khareeddi,Nirmla rooss ke chali aai.....ar RANBIR ke dil ka dhhandhha sa baithh gya......Nirmala nei phone bhi attend karne banddh kar diye.....Dukhhi ho ke Ranbir ne nirmla tahin chithhi likhi ar ke bolya........




RANBIR KI CHITHHI NIRMALA KE NAAM:


Nirmla tuun uss din tilyaar mein mne issa chhoidd aayi jannu bhookkhe kattddoo ne mheins[buffallow]chhoidd diya kre.Wai dhhai rapiyyaan ki muumfalli ibb bhi meri gojjhh mein nuun dhari sein jaanuu bank ka fix deposit ho.Dhkhe re tne juullam kare uss din,mannass ke thhanssre kar diye jamman. Dinn aur ratt Godyaan ne pett mein de-hein padya rahuun suun, jindaggi ke katti lhpoosdde ho liye sein,ar suukk ke pichchoo beir jissa ho liya suun. 24 ghantte teri yaad mein gultaan huya padya rahoon suun....nyuun aadami marr bhi jaya kre se. Tuun mne jaan tein marre gi katti. Chaar dinn hoge tuuk nahin todd liya se,tere sirr ki suun panni bhi nahin dekh liya se. Tere lambbe-2 LATOOR isse yaad awwen se....jannun latak ke Jhool jyan,ar tere naak ka kokka...haye re....mne khaa ga yo.Ar tere gallaffu pe wo till...katti mannass maar.......Manne katti khatam mann.Achchhya ibb mheins paanee pyani sein...Chithhi miltein -e jabab de diye...mein nyuun intjaar karoongga jannu PAPHIYA pehli barsaat ka krya kre........

APPNE PHOOL KE SE GAAT KA DHYAAN RAKHIYE KADDE JHATTOLLA KARLE USKA...." JINDDAGGI ISSI HOGGI JANNU KOE DEHH DAAB GYA HO, DEHI ISSI HOLEE JANNU KUTTA JEWADDI CHABB GYA HO."

TERE ISSQ MEIN BARBAAD

RANBIR AASSIQ

kati Kilkee Paad...

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Ek bai ek tau aur tai ki ladaai ho rhi thi.....hoya nue ke taau bolya ke ek bai yo choon ka bora aade te thaa ke ude dhar de...eeb tai ki himmat kit thi itna badda bora tha ke dharan ki...to tai naat gi...
eeb tau ke aa gya chho...bolya...meri sassu ki...tere teen Jappe hoye....teenu japya mein manne 25-25 kilo ghee khavaya....eeb uss 75 kilo ghee ka ke fayada hoya....jo tu yo bora bhi tha ke na dhar sakti....
eeb tai ke bi cho aa gya ...boli.....tu 75 ke mai tanne 150 kilo ghee khawaugi...je tu ek Makoda bi Jaam ke dikha de to....