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Ek aadmi jungle mein apne saathiyon se alag hokar ghane jungle mein kho gaya. Itna ghana jungle ki suraj ki roshni tak andar nahi aa rahi thee...
Tabhi andhere jungle mein se nikal kar kai kaale rang ke habshi, chaku-bhale le kar uske saamne aa gaye. Usne dekha ki wo saari taraf se ghir chuka tha, aur bhagne ka koi rasta nahi tha!!! Dar kar rote hue usne kaha," Hay bhagwaan! Kati isse-tissi ho gayee, eeb main gaaya!!!"
Tabhi baadlon mein jor ki gad-gadahat hui, roshni si chamki, aur ek goonjtee awaaj sunai di...," Nahi baalak, abhi kuch nahi hua! Tere pairoon ke aage jo pathar pada hai, use utha, aur sabse aage khade us habshi ke, jo inka saradar hai, uske sar pe de maar!!!"...
Phir kya tha, us aadmi ne khush hokar jhat se pathar uthaya aur unke sardar ke sar pe de mara! Sardar whainee gir kar mar gaya...!
Baadlon mein whai awaaz phir se hui," Balak, eeb jakar issi-tissi ho gayee ..... eeb sahi mein tu gaya!!!"
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