उसने कदे 50 भी नही देखे थे.....मैंने 120 का रीचार्ज कराया ,
सुट तक कदे जचा नी उसके......मैंने नाइक का टॉप दिवाया ,
बात कर के बड़ी आज मैंने गुड बाय कहगी......यार हके बके रहगे
जद म्हारे बुल्लेट ते उतर के.... मारुती800 आले गले जा बैठी ,
साली ने सॉरी कहना तो दूर की बात... जांदी जांदी कुत्ता कमीना कहगी,
नु बोली आज ते तेरी मेरी टुट्टी......फेर के था ............... ...............
उसके नये यार के शामी ........लाम्बी गेड के कुट्टी ...

haadsa

manne waa ghanee suthri laggi, jee karya ke apne dil tey lagaoon..
wah boli," Jametri se muh aale, tu jaa sei ak bataoon".
mere pe pher bhi nahi datya gaya, apna dil sa uske naam kargaya,
uuney jaa key gharran po di arr uska bhai meri Sodd Si Bhargaya....

Hey Bhagwan

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Ek sadhu pedd ke niche baithya aankh bandh karke pooja kre thha ar keh rhya tha:


Hay bhagwan yo sansaar kitna dukhi se, manne tuun isske sarre dookh de-de, sare kasht manne de-de,manne chhakke dukhi banna de. Hudde ek tau uski baat sunne tha, sunn ke Tau bolya;

BHAI MODDE NYU KAR ITTANI CHEES KYUN MANGGE SE, TUUN EKKE CHEES MANG LE,,,,,,,,"AK HAY BHAGWAN MERA BYAH KARA DE.......bakki te aappe mil jya ga tanne.

- Ramphal London Mein

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Ramphal aur Kartare paggddee baddal yaar the.Ramphal ka badda bhai London mein Service krre tha.Ramphal ne appne bhai tein Telephone pe baat karee ar kahya ke bhai manne aur kartare ne ek be London dikha de jaroor.Ramphal ke bhai ne ticket bhijwa diye arr Ramphal-Kartare ki joddi London pohonch gai.Par ibb dikkat ya thi ke Ramphal ar kartare ne Angreji bolnni nahin awwe thi,te Ramphal ke bhai ne donuuwan tahin kassutti hidayat de-di ke bhai ghar tein bahar katti matt likadiyo. 2-3 din hoge,bhai te daffttar chalya ja ar ye donnu sher ghar mein bathhe rehtte........ghanne duukhi ho liye te ek din bahar likkaddge.Sathh mein-e ek PARK thha ussmein baddge.Huudde ek Angrejj GUARD thha ar uussne ye naye kissam ke aadmmee pehlyaan kadde nahin dekhe the.Wo angrejj chillaya,"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE." Donnun thodde ghabra te gae par Ramphal SHURRU hogya," MY NAME RAMPHAL AR HE MERA DHABBI KARTARE,Village&po...MY VILLAGE NAME..AND DAKKHANNA................. KATHOORA;TEH..ROHTAK;ZILA..ROHTAK..MY BABBU KA NAAM MAHA SINGH...Kartare ke BABBU ka NAAM..................../ ANgrejj ka dimmag ho gya kharaab aur BAHAR ki taraf issara kar ke bolya," You both get out from here." Donnun taggaza kar ke bahar likadgey.Bahar likddtehein KArtare bolya re bacha liya tne aaj nahin te jell mein pawwahen...par nyun batta ittani angrejji tere kitt te yaad hogi..salla angrejj bhi chakkar khagya......Iss pe ramphal bolya," IBBE TE THIRSTY CROW BI REH RI THI....SAALLA "MY VILLAGE "KA PARASTAW SUUNKE-E SAMAJH GYA AK HADDE DAAL NAHIN GLLE-GI.

Tau aur Jhabru

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Ek be ek Tau ne apni rishteydari mein jana tha. Kati kasuta dhola kurta, dhoti ar khandua gaad ke bus addey pe panhuch liya. Bus ki baat mein khada tha, ar udey kiichad (mud) mein ek Jhabru (lambey baal aala) kutta loat rahya tha. Kuttey ne ek dum te uth ke phadphadi li ar sir te le ke panjya tanhi tau kali kiichad ka bhar diya. Ar jhabru yoh kaam kar ke ulta e pher loat gaya kiichad mein.

Tau ke khoon te kime bachya nahi dehi mein, kasoota choh uth gaya. Ude ek chah (tea) ki dukan mein gaya ar ek biscuit ka packet le liya, biscuit khoal ke kutte ne kur kur karan lag gaya. Chah aala sari kahani dekh rahya tha, ja ke bolya, tau is kutte ne tera yoh haal kar diya ar tu isney biscuit khwawe se.

Tau bolya 're iska apney saaley ka paachha (back side) todna se, biscuit dikha ke nu dekhoo se pachha se kinghe ne'.

Tau Baithya Se...........??

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EK TAU BAITHYA DHUUP SEKAN LAGHRYA THA,AR EK BHAI AAKE KE BUUJHHAN LAGGYA.............

BHEEMA: tau baithya se
TAU : na bhai kullabatti khaan suun
BHEEMA: tau burra maan gya dikhe se
TAU : kilkee kyukar maarun bhai
BHEEMA: aachhya tau galtti hogi
TAU : pher mat kriye
BHEEMA: kai din tein dikhya nahin tuu
TAU : bua ke ja rhya tha
BHEEMA: rotti khali
TAU : bholle ka bartee suun aaj
BHEEMA: achchya tau chaloon pher
TAU : manne ke bulaya tha bhai

Kaliye ki Suhag Raat

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Kaliya bechara ghana e sudha tha....ar uski bahu Faturi bi use jisi aagi mel main mel milga.
Kaliye ne Apne dost Sundu te bujhi bhai Suhag raat ne ke kara karein.....
Sundu ne bhi swad len khatar nu beta di bhai Suhag Raat ne Rail Gadi chalayaan karain tu Engine ban jaayeiye or wah tera kurta pakad legi ar Khaat ke chaaker kaat te rahiyo poori raat sona nahi se.
Eb raat ne donu ek kamre main chor diye ar Sankal laa di bahar te...
Pher ke tha donu hoge Suru.
Kaliya bole "Rail Chali......"
Faturi KAre "Chuk Chuk Chuk..."
Are ruke maarain laag ge ar galaan galyaan khat ke chakker..
Todi haan main neeche thaan main Bhains chingar gi ar khunte ke mara Jhetka or wo laga Kaliye ke babu ke sir main....Uska sir phoot gaya.... Saare dhari Khadwaani phut gi ar KAliye ki maan ke doon maari uski paansu toot gi....
Uper te tej tej aawaj aawain "Rail chali--- chuk chuk chuk-----" Beech beech main Horn ki bhi aawaj aawe Poon Poon....

Kaliye ke Babu ne thaya lath ar cubaare ke bahar ja ke bola...Are thaam le is rail gadi ne aade Saari Swariyaan ke ser foot liye....ar neeche aake apni is bhua ka Khunta gaad le