Barber: baal chote karne hai?.

Barber: baal chote karne hai?......Me-"Saale tu bade bhi kar saktahai kya?" 

Technological Mistake

Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the gate, he puts his hand onthe wall n says; "can I kiss u

Girl:" nhi aaj nhi..

Boy:" plz ??

Girl:" no..

Boy:" de do na jaan ??

Girl:" no yaar abhi nahi..
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This continues for 10 mints,

Then Girl's little brother appears on door, says;
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"papa keh rahe hai, tum ise kiss do ya na do tumhari marzi..

par is begairat se kaho INTERCOM k button se hath utha le..

Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai.................

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