bus kit jaagi

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Bahiya ek aur sun lyo
Ek be apna DTC ka desi conductor apney pissey ginan laag rahya tha ar ek dossra jaat aa ke bolya "re yah bus kit jaagi". Conductor ne apni ginati bhoolan ka dar tha voh bolya konya ar giney e gaya, jat ne pher phhochi koe jawab nahi, pher poochi koe jawab nahi, phe poochi itney conductor ginati bhool gaya ar chau mein aake bolya "merey pachey mein badegi, jaaga". Jaat raam phat de si ne bus mein baith ke bolya "bhai manney te bahar e taar diye"

Chalo Baal katwaein

Ek Aadmi aur uske saath ek bachha, Naiee (Barber) ki dukan mein ghusse. Phele Aadmi ne apne baal katwae, Shave karvaya, shampoo... aur sab kuch. Usne apne baad bacche ka baal katwaane ke liye baithaya aur bachhe se kaha,"Dekho, main abhi side ki dukan mein jaa kar aata hun. Baal kat jaayne to tum yahnee bethe rehna!"
Jab bachhe ke baal kat chuke thee aur wo Aadmi abhi tak wapas nahi aaya tha, to Naiee hanste hue bachhe se bola,"Beta, lagta hai tumhare pitaji tumhare baare mein bhool gaye!"
"Kisske Pitaji?" Bachha bola,"Wo to mere paas aakar, haath pakad ker bola,"Chalo beta, aaj hum dono free mein baal katwaa ke aate hain!"

Chup hone ka jeea konya karta

Ek din Tau chaupaal mein baitha bakiyaan se batlaan laag rahya tha. Eeb Tau tha ke chup hone ka naam hi konya le! Thodi aan to baaki sunte rahe, phir unme se ek bol uthya," Re Tau, manne kahee ke baat sai? Kimme bolte-bolte beech mein saans bhi laevga kae na???"

Tau bolya, " Bhai boojhe mannya! Aaj tadke-tadke galti se apne chod, teri Tai ke nakli daant ghaal liye....Eeb ke karun?..Chup hone ka jeea konya karta!"

Daaru ka Paimana

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Ek be ek Tau (padya likhya) Rohtak ke ek sophesticated bar mai whisky peen lag rahya tha.(yo hasan ki baat nahi se).

Tau peeta ja tha ur ek buddhi aurat (old lady)ne dekhta ja tha.Aurat bura man gi usne bar ke incharge te shikayat kar di, boli yo tau manne ghoore se.(staring at me).

Wo Tau dhore jaa ke bolya Tau tu is buddhi lugai ne kyu ghoore se. Tau bolya mai ghoorta konya. Yo budhiya mera paimana ( measure) se. Bar ala bolya wo kyu kar.

Tau bolya peete peete jub you buddhi manne jawan lagan lag jaagi te main samajh jaoga uk aaj ka quota pora ho gya.

Main to Bhabhi ko lene aaya hu

Ek baar ek jat ki nayi nayi shaadi hoti hai aur riti-rivaj ke anusar kuchh din baad jat ki gharwali apne maike chali jaati hai.

Jab kaafi din ho jaate hain, jat sochta hai, ab gharwali ko bulana chahiye, lekin jat office ke kaam se thora busy hota hai, isliye uska baap chhote bhai ko bhej deta hai, bhabhi ko lane ke liye.

Lekin chhota bhai demaag se thora paidal hota hai.... Woh kehta hai, mujhko achhe se bolna to aata nahin, to mein in-laws se kaise baat karunga ??

Baap samjhata hai, chinta mat kar, ek baar "haan" bol diyo, aur ek bar "naa" bol diyo, saari baat apne aap theek ho jayegi.

Ultimately, devar pahunch jata hai in-laws ke ghar. Devar aur uski bhabhi ke baap ke beech baat kuchh iss prakaar hoti hai …….

Baap : Safar theek raha ???
Devar : Haan

Baap : Ghar mein sab theek-thaak ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Baap theek sai ??
Devar : Haan

Baap : Bateu theek sai ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Bimar sai ke ??
Devar : Haan

Baap : Uthan-baithan ka byont to sai ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Bateu mar gaya ke ??
Devar : Haan

Aur is trehe, unke ghar mein shok chha jata hai. Phir devar puchhta hai, mein to bhabi ko lene ke liye aaya tha. Baap bolta hai, ab bhabhi ko leja ke kya karega, who to raand ho gayi.

Aur devar khali haath vapis ghar aata hai. Ghar aane par uska badda bhai puchhta hai, meri gharwali kahan hai, le ke nahin aaya kya ??

Chhota bhai bolta hai, unke ghar mein to ghana chaala ho gaya, bhabhi to raand ho gayi.

Badde bhai ko gussa aa jata hai, woh bolta hai, jab mein jeen laag rahya, to gharwali raand kukur ho gayi.

Chhota bhai bolta hai, rahen de, picchle saal chachi bhi to raand ho gayi thi, aur tu aare hi gaddan laag rahya tha.

Pee loo tere neele-neele

Rohit : pee loo tere neele-neele naino ki shabnam
Pee loo tere geele-geele hoton se srgam.

Bansuri : in dono k beech me nak b ati hai. wahan se b kuch kha pee lay bhukad.:&:&