Shaunk hathiyaaran da

rai school ki prayer howan laag rahi theee..sare balak haath jod key khardey theey... ek katti kala saa,, bhunda sa balak apne haath ,,face key upper ,,nichey ,,aagey,, pachey maran laag rahya thaa.. Hooda coach ney wo dekh liya aur bolya
Hooda >>> arey achi tarah haath jod key kharya ho ja
balak >>> sir,, makhiyann {flies} baar - baar aakey preshaan kar rahi hai
Hooda >> arey,, taney maakhi ey preshaan karengi ,,,,,aur terey pey Tittli rass chussan thodi awengiii ??

Jhota bidhak gaya!!!

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ek baar ek chore ki maa bimaar hogi....ar ve ghane se ameer bhi konya the....un dhore buggi bhi na thi...to chora apni ma ne jhote pe bitha kar chal diya parle gaam mein daakter dhore..........beech raaste mein jhota bidhak gaya....chore ne fat dini si, apni maa ko patka diya jhote par te... ar budhiya ki kulhi aur bhi deeg gi........yo sab tamasha ek tau dekhan laag rhya tha... woh chore k dhori jaa ke bolya... "Ain re gadhe, tanne itni bhi akal konya sai ke? aud buddhi lugai jhote par te ger di, maadi si doori pe jhotaa aapye hi ruk jyaata"
Chore ne pehle te hi cho uth rhya tha.... Woh bolya "Rhaaan de Tau, jo jhota na ryukta ne... te kal tamhi kehte ak teri maa ne jhota le ke bhaaj gaya tha"

Teen Botal Daru

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Ek baar ek Jat, Daaru ke adde pe ja kar 'teen' botal daru ki mangta hai. Phir apni table pe le jake teeno botalon mein se ek ghoont baar-baari se bharan lagya, aur dheere-dheere un teenuo ne khatam dala.

Doosre din bhi usne wahi adde pe aa kar usi tarah se teen botal daaru ki maangi. Es baar Daru ke adde ka malik ne uste poochee,"Re, ke baat se? ya daaru peene ki kimi nayee style se ke?" Jat bolya,"Mere yaar Pooche manya, baat ya se ki mera ek bhai Australia ja rhya se, aer ek England. Per unke jaan te phele humne ya kasam khai thee ke hum un purane dina ki (jad saathe piya karte the) yaad karke, apni-apni jagha te ise tharah ek doosre ke naam ki teen botal piya karenge!"

Malik bola," Bhai ya baat to khoob kahi, thaare te mil kar badi kushi hui!"

Ese tharah roj hoya karta, Jat aata, teen botal le kar baari-baari se piya karta. Ek din wa adde mein aaya aer usne sirf 'do' botal hi mangwaee! Eeb saare Daru ke adde mein shaanti jha gayee, sab log jo uski aadat jante the, dukh mein shaant ho gaye. Adde ke malik ne Jat ke paas do botal pahunchayee aer usse dheere se bolya,"Manne kahi Jat bhai, mein thaare dhuk ne door to na kar saku hun, per yade hum saare thaare saath es dukh-bhari ghadi mein shamil zaroor sein!"
Jat ne phela to samagh konya ayee, phir achaanak usne bera pata ki maajra ke se aer hanste hue bolya,"Aare bawli booch waa baat na se, darsal meri gharaali es daaru ki lat se tang aa chuki thee, es tayeen manne eeb peena chood diya se!"

Bhavnaao ko Samjho

boy to girl: I LOVE U.
Girl: Ruko m abhi sir ko jaake bolti hu.
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Boy: Pagal sir ko mat bolna, Unki shadi ho chuki h, unke ghar aag lagayegi kya??

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Foji Ki Family

Bhaio Ek Baar Ek Foji Bhai ke Rajasthan ke border per duty laag rahi they or bhaio Sardian (Winter) ke din aagey to Foji ne Socha ke Parivar tain meley ghaney din hoge kyon na apni 'Family' n Haade ey Bulaloon. Usne Bhai Gharan Chithi Likhi "Ke Babu Sardi Suru Hogey Hain or Merey 'Family' ne Bhej do". Eb Bhai Boodha sooch me pad ga ke ya 'Family' Ke Ho Hai, Pher us ne Andaja Lagaya Ke Chorey ne Sardian mey 'Family' Mangai hai to Family ka matlab Rajaai ho hai to bhai budhey ne bhey chitti girwa di "Ke Bhai Beta Dekh Terey 'Family' to Balkaan ne pichley jaadan me hey paad di thi ar tane bera e hai main to soon a bina 'Family' ka per beta kawe to pados ke bheem ke 'Family' Bhej doon, wa nai bhi se.