Kid to his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom: Maine ek vessel me mitti dal kr rakh di, kuch din baad usme seh tum mile mujhe..
kid did the same thing.
jub kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha toh usme ek mendak tha...
kid: (gussey me) .. dil toh karta hain ki tujhe goli maar duh ... per kya karu... aulad hai tu meri..
