ek baar ki baat

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Ek bai ek pagal khane main raat nai ek pagal khada hoya 3 baje ar diwaar kai kaan la kai khada hogya. Dusre nai dekhya tai wo bhi khada hogya diwaar kai kaan la kai.......sahaj sahaj saare pagal khade ho ge diwaar kai kaan la kai......subah daactar saab aaye, dekhya pagal khane mai kati shaanti, daactar saab raaji, bhitar jaa kai dekhya saare pagal kaan laye khade diwaar kai........daactar saab nai bhi kaan laa liye diwaar kai......5 min paachey daactar saab bole " rai ke kar rahe so, kuch na sunta kyun dukhi ho rahe ho" ,pagal bole " daactar saab 5 min mai kuch sun jya he tai hum ke bawle hain raat tai kaan laye khade hain"

kanjoos baniya

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Ek be ek gaam main ek baniya tha....apne app ne ghana ee shyana samjha karda...ek be baniye ka dilli te bulawa aa gaya...usne sochi kee sabte sasta jugaad ke se dilli jaan ka...kai din sochta raha..us ke kuch samajh na aayi...pher ek tau te poochi usne...ke tau...aade te dilli koi cheez bhejni ho to sabte sastsa tareeka ke se...tau bola...re dedh...taine itna bhi nahi bera..sabse sasta tareeka hai...by post bhejne ka...bus jo cheez behji ho uspe stamp ticket la de...aur post box main ghaal de...postmaster uspe stamp laavega aur uspe jo pata likha se ode bhej dega....baniye khush ho gaya sun kar...usne apni pant ke paache dilli ka pata likh diya aur ek stamp ticket laa di...aur ja ke post box main mooh ghaal ke khada ho gaya...post master aaya saanjh ne chiiti katthi karan..usne dekha ke yo ke...ek aadmi post box main mooh deye khada se..uske chho aa gaya..usne kaad kee apni chaam kee keelan aali jooti...aur oodey ee mand gaya us baniye ke picchvade pe jooti maran....kai der ho li....jab baniye ke 100-200 jooti laag lee to baniya bola andar te....Re Post master bus kar...aur kitni stamp laavega?

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naas ho gaya

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ek bhai ke chalti bus mein pressure ban gya. wo apne paas wale se bola bhai je koi chalti bus mein hug de te ke hove sai? bola bhai kati naas ho ja. pehle wala bhai bola bhai ji yo te ho liya.