Saturday, June 15, 2013

I am SECULAR, SPECTACULAR, A BACHELOR!

GABBAR motivating a reluctant KAALIA before a looting spree in Kishangarh.

KAALIA: Sardar, Gaon wale already inflation, mehngi bijli, economic slowdown se mar rahe hain. Loote huon ko aur kya bolke loote ?
GABBAR: Tell them, atleast we are SECULAR!

Gabbar breaks into a dance.
I am SECULAR, SPECTACULAR, A BACHELOR!
SAMBHA (teasing): Pappu can't dance Saala!! Ho Ho.

KAALIA: SECULAR? Iska matlab kya hota hai Sardar?
GABBAR: Matlab Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isai. Humne sabki Jeb barabaar kaati hai Bhai .Hahahahahahahahaha. Hum sabko equally treat karte hain!!
KAALIA: Hmm..means we oppress everyone equally!! But Gaon wale prefer Jai Veeru!
GABBAR: Unko bolo, They are COMMUNAL ? Roj Prime Time par Ghodon par jaao aur chillao, they are COMMUNAL ?
KAALIA: Sardar, Communal kya hota hai?
GABBAR: Jo minorities ke against hote hain!
KAALIA: To SARDAR minority nahin hoti kya Sardar?
GABBAR: Kahna kya chahte ho tum?
KAALIA: Matlab aapne bhi to Gaon ke SARDAR, THAKUR ke haath kaate the? Uski family ko marwaya tha. Gaon mein innocent logon par goliyan barsai thi. To aap SECULAR KAISE HUE ?
GABBAR: Because that was way back in 84!

Courtesy: Nitin Gupta

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Poor ignorant making fun his saviors. Keep it up bro. This encourages us to be with India.

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